headcanon in which percy teaches annabeth to bake his mom’s blue cookies. so sally sets them up and lays everything out for them and then goes out with paul for lunch or something and percy is trying to make sure annabeth doesn’t spill everything and/or burn down the apartment (she’s helplessly…
A little older, a bit healthier, and a lot more fancy.
dont you think a pregnant annabeth would be HILARIOUS like she’d have these terrible moodswings and she’d ask percy to get stawberry icecream at two in the morning and she’d ask for oranges that taste like apples and stuff. and when she’d be in labor percy’d say weakly “hold on,” or something, and…
i wonder if chiron ever got so tired of reexplaining each half-blood’s heritage every time there was a new arrival that he just started singing the gospel truth to them
16. Percy once made a joke about Gay people, so Jason pushed him off the ship.
Percy Jackson will continue to wear his hair long even into adulthood fight me on this
Problems Nico di Angelo has because of his sex/gender:
- his sister left him to join a group FOR GIRLS ONLY
- he’s in love with a boy and thinks it’s not okay to be homosexual
solutions to these problems:
- LET NICO BECOME A GIRL
- I’m not even talking a genderbent AU
- I want Nico to make the switch
- TRANSGENDER NICO 2K14
okay when percy blows up the toilets when he first arrives at camp he says he became ‘one with the plumbing’. so is it just me or do you guys foresee a time when jason becomes one with the ventilation system?
Imagine the Argo II girls going on their period and having to ask Leo for pads/tampons from his tool belt and Leo would be all awkward and uncomfortable or if the girls didn’t want to ask Leo they’d get their boyfriend to ask for them and awkwardness ensues.
CAN WE JUST ENVISION PERCY AS A FATHER RIGHT NOW
when his kids are born he’ll have wallet pictures of them on hand and shove them in your face like “LOOOK WHAT I MADE” and wear those baby carriers on his chest to the supermarket and stuff
he’d def be one of those baseball dads and be like “i’m…
Head canon: Nico has this black shirt that has “GAY AS HELL” in bright pink letters on the front but he only has it for ironic reasons and doesn’t wear it out
Let’s be real tho - Thalia changes her hair color about every couple of months because when you’re a punk-rock immortal huntress you got keep yourself lookin’ fresh